Posts Tagged ‘ridiculous’

Low Urinal in Corporate Setting

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Mystery exists, stillness expounding.

all corporate business etc restroom ? //MALEtype restrooms – low urinal.

But HWHY?

Ridiculous.  Who is this low urinal designed for?  A child?  But no children work in corporations, or if they do, I never see them.

Handi-capable? A private room is reserved for their whimsy.  No low urinal is needed.  Plus, no loading dock.

Extremely short people or people with very short legs.  Tall torso’d people with feet attached directly at the knee.

If I go into a bathroom, and some dude is messing around at the regulation height urinal, I am not going to use the low urinal.  Fuck that!  I may as well be pissing on the floor.

Heinrik in the stall stands on the toilet bowl and laughs with glee hands fingers curled around the top, just tangent of his flatcutt.  He’s a wrathful idiot.  He doesn’t know either.  Asked him.

Kicked the door in and grabbed him by plaid bow-tie.

Is it a policy meeting?  Disaster Recovery?  Does an engineer make specification?  Fat rich men paying the low urninal cash / lobbyists?

Are there lunar urinals in low-space?

At the horizon stretch of black hole light dazzling is low urinal, floating, bending time.

New Television Program Announced for Spring Season

Monday, April 21st, 2008

America Shits on You is a new series hosted by Mr. Doctor Gohokibb Fhiendishead, ESQ, where random people are pulled off the streets near the studio, {{ brought on stage, humiliated, tortured, and shat on, literally, by audience members, }} many of whom are visiting this country on vacation. Sometimes the audience members will be tricked into torturing themselves. The program is sponsored by Asphyxiated Glove Corp. and produced by Gilbert Frederick Beamis, III, known for his successful comedies such as Vorax and Frank.

A Sad Story

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Josie Analcakes

Professional Boxlifter, Conglomerated Packaging Enterprises 1989 – 2005

Extreme Sr. Boxlifter, Premier Box Shipping and Industries Inc., 2005 – 2006

Unemployed, 2006 – Current Day, Illinois